You know what, Gentle Reader? I got nothing. Once you remove the pasta wrapper and substitute cabbage leaves, it stops being a dumpling and becomes stuffed cabbage.įrom an email link to an online article: “Does Your Zodiac Sign Affect How Much Sleep You Need? This Expert Says Yes”. Now we’re obsessed with this clean dumpling hack.” You go, Gwyneth. I’m no grocery store expert, but doesn’t ‘express’ imply some level of, if not speed at least efficiency? It had stopped being the ‘express’ and become the ‘ironic’ register.įrom Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle and medical quackery website: “GP (that would be founder Gwyneth) was really craving some clean dim sum, so she thought of using cabbage leaves as wrappers instead of wheat- or grain-based dough. I thought I was going to need a haircut before I got to the head of the line. Each customer encounter took almost ten minutes. He is so slow, he would make a sloth say, “Just let me do it!”. He is a very, very sweet man, but about 138 years old, and slow-moving. I glared at the slowpokes, figuring they were paying with pennies, or maybe had gone way over the 15 or less rule.īut then I realized what the hold up actually was. The couple that were at the head of the line seemed to be there for a bit. I was about sixth in line.īut, hey, ‘express’, am I right? I’d be out in five minutes. I had like three items, so with hope in my heart, I got into the express lane. They were slammed with people coming from church and picking up Sunday dinner, people who were buying their groceries for the week, and mental midgets like me, who forgot about the crush at supermarkets on Sunday afternoon. The other day I was in my local Food Lion at about 2:00 on a Sunday afternoon. I’m afraid it will take more than listening to Bette Midler reading ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’ for that woman to be smart enough to come in out of the rain. ![]() So, night school for adults is just night school. I used to joke that I wished they held elementary and middle school at night. Getting up bright and early to get The Kid fed, organized, and off to school hurt. So here, in no particular order, are some exceedingly shallow thoughts.įrom a commercial for what we used to call books on tape, a young woman says they’re, “Like night school for adults”. Misbegotten notions which make you grateful that as a child you didn’t repeatedly have escapades which resulted in head injuries, like someone we may know who writes the weekly column you’re currently reading. Thoughts, statements, decisions, and headlines. Or, in other words, really, really dumb stuff. Today I am addressing the most shallow of thoughts. I leave those deep, painful thoughts to Mr. They were deep, in that you were usually still thinking about them the next day and nursing a slight headache. They were quotes written and then read by comedian Jack Handey. Years ago, Saturday Night Live used to have a segment called, “Deep Thoughts”. ![]() But they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.”-Jack Handey (*Disclaimer-I in no way, advocate pushing anyone, at any time, down any stairs.)
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